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Welcome New Subjects
So…last Sunday was a rough one. One of the Emperor’s go-to bodyguards, Buzz Light Year, was injured while flying over the baby gate. Actually, “injured” is a bit of an understatement. (One leg snapped...
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The Increasingly Brilliant Emperor
A couple updates from the emperor: By wielding his charm at Chuck E. Cheese and his grandparents’ house, the emperor acquired the new subjects below. (FYI, if you’re secretly thinking that it is...
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How To Eat Corn on the Cob
Step 1: Begin in the center. Step 2: Rotate counter-clockwise while chewing continuously. Step 3: Raise pinky finger for extra flavor. Step 4: Scoop up stray pieces with free hand. For other lessons,...
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Emperor Decrees April 22 National Holiday
The last couple of years, April 22nd has been a triple threat in our household. 1. It is the day we commemorate an ironically bad Friday that gave way to a history-altering good Sunday. 2. It’s the...
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How to Eat Homemade Macaroni
Step 1: Wedge noodle onto index finger. (Make sure it is firmly attached.) Step 2: Wave pointer-noodle in air to distract others while eating additional macaroni from opposite hand. Step 3: Force any...
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The Emperor’s Summer Rule
Visitors to my house today might be wondering any number of things: 1. Why there is a baby-gate in front of the bathroom door. 2. Why a jagged piece of screen is laying in the driveway. 3. Why there...
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Blogosphere Be Scorned
I have no excuse for not blogging the last two days. I’ve been dabbling in my next book, watching movies, and finding reruns of tv series I never bothered watching. I’ve been galavanting around...
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Random Summer Thoughts – Zoos
About the Zoo Get ready to be blown away. This just in: zoos have reciprocal memberships. (You’re laying on the floor in shock, aren’t you?) Translation? Snazzy zoo members get free admission to all...
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Potato Head Provider
The emperor is still ruling the kingdom with a chubby iron fist. Three days ago he learned the phrase “In a second.” Now, if asked to do anything, even if he is standing aimlessly in the middle of the...
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